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Thursday, January 7, 2010

How many New Years resolutions, have you broken already?


Well, it is January 7. So how many resolutions have you broken already?

Ellen Degeneres says she makes the same 3 resolutions every year.
1. Go to the gym more...
2. Lose weight...
3. Drink more...
So can you guess the only one of the three, she says she has always been able to keep?

It seems more resolutions are broken than are kept. We make them, we slip. We mess up. We give in. We give up. Resolutions, we discover, are made to be broken.

I resolved to quit eating fattening foods. And to quit smoking. And to quit making excuses. And to quit procrastinating. But then I realized, that I am no quitter! That's a positive thing...right?

So I am resolving not to resolve...that should be an easy one, for me to keep.


Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Boxers or Briefs....

Why are so many gay men, attracted to buying sexy underwear?

After all, spending boucoup dollars on something that is worn under your outer garments, unseen by the general public, can be such a waste of money... over buying, lets say, Fruit of the Looms.

Perhaps it is the appeal of those sexy models that are wearing them.

The subliminal message here is, "wear these and you can look like this too". Trickery... that's all it is.

Funny, every time I fall victim to this advertising...I am always somehow... disappointed!

When I get them home and try them on, for some reason, way beyond my comprehension, it just does not look the same on me. For once, I would like to see them use someone that is more average, like this, on their packages:

But I too, like so many other gay men, have a drawer full of these underwear fantasies.

I know some of you might argue that they are for more intimate moments, to turn on your lover...well trust me as someone that knows, unless you actually have the same body as those in their pictures(which I don't), the laughter and ridicule can be very demoralizing!

So, I have resigned myself to just buying Fruit of the Looms, and using that product's name, as my gay statement!


Tuesday, January 5, 2010

How COLD can it go...

So, where is the warming...in Global warming?

It is damn cold here in Florida! It was 31 degrees this morning when I got up. Burrr....that is pipe freezing weather, in an RV. Oh my...

I know I have no right to complain, seeing the temperatures in other parts of the country..but damn...this IS Florida, after all!

Time to move...further south, me thinks. Like...maybe here:

Monday, January 4, 2010

Sanctity of Marriage

You may not be aware, but there is a new marriage movement in California.

A further move to protect the Sanctity of Marriage. And it is a movement that should have been the number one agenda for all of those trying to save the "Tradition of Marriage".

No...it is not a further movement to prevent gay marriage. Gay marriage is not in any way, a threat to the "Tradition of Marriage". For all of those traditional, religious wing nuts that fought so hard to prevent gay marriage...you were mis-guided!

THIS...is where all of your efforts should have been. THIS...is the REAL, number one threat to the tradition of marriage. THIS...is the movement that deserves your monies and efforts, in protecting the "Tradition of Marriage"!

If you are so hell bent on denying someone equal rights under the guise of protecting this tradition, then THIS...is the cause that demands your attention. Allowing THIS, to continue is a far greater threat to your perceived threat to the "Tradition of Marriage" than gay marriage will ever be!

So this video may have an element of satire, but the traditionalist should have been addressing THIS, long before they ever considered attacking gay marriage!





Friday, January 1, 2010

HAPPY GAY NEW YEAR!!